Zombie Tunes: The P.L.A.N.

Preperation is the key. It is what gives me peace of mind, knowing that I'm prepared. I have the confidence that I would totally survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? Because I have a P.L.A.N.. Two of 'em, in fact. Both fool proof.

First off: What does P.L.A.N. stand for?

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Plan A: Assess the Situation.
Before sharpening the ol' machete and fueling up the blow torch, I'd play Michael Jackson's Thriller for the approaching horde. If the zombies don't start dancing (as illustarted below), then I'd know the situation has gone critical, and it's time for Plan B.

Plan B: Bunker Down.

I'd go to ground with my family and ride out the walking plague in secrecy and seclusion. In short; I'd hide, and I'd hide well. I think I'm ideally suited for this. I'm self-amused, so it's not like I need a ton of people around to keep my entertained; I enjoy rereading books, which is good because I think in case of a zombie apocalypse, the library might be closed; and I'm not afraid of eating new things, a fact that will come in handy when the food runs low and we have to supplement the larder by eating pinecones and dandelions.

I'm kinda sad Zombie Week is over, it was so much fun, and Velvet was a wonderful host! I hope we can do this again sometime. But now it's time to say goodbye, to all our company. Z-O-M. Mmmuunggahaaum. B-I-E. Eeeeat braaaains. Ap-pre-ci-ation Weeeek!

Zombie Girrrl