M.A.D. Challenge #... Whatever Number This Is

This week's M.A.D. Challenge was inspired by a bit of a scandal that has been circulating the blogosphere concerning a self-published author, a poor review of her work, and a lengthy post which called non-provessional reviewers "trashy" and "ignorant", among other, less savory things.
You'll notice that there are no links on this post and there is a very good reason for that: her bitterness makes me sad and I don't want to fuel the fire that she started and possibly turn people off her books because of the way she views her readers. I couldn't, however, pass up such a primo song!

Without further ado, I invite you now to press Play and read along as we imagine none other than crooner, Nat "King" Cole, serenading us with that old standard...

Irretrievable

by Nat "King" Cole

Irretrievable, that's what posts are

Irretrievable, spread near and far

Like the bitterness which clings to thee
Tactless posts hurt sales, you soon shall see

Never before has something been more

Irretrievable in every way

And forever more, online it'll stay

Copied, pasted, blogged, and Tweeted

Your rant cannot be deleted

It really wasn't that bad of a review

...

Irretrievable in every way

And forever more, online it'll stay

That's why, darling, it's incredible

That a post so very regrettable

Was inspired by a legitimate review

I hope you enjoyed that little classic and that you'll join me again next week.
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Zombie Girrrl