Saturday, October 2, 2010

Backstreet's Back! (Alright)

Mary Ann DeBorde has challenged me to rewrite "Backstreet's Back" by the Backstreet Boys into a zombie song. I was going to answer the challenge in a comment, but there's actually a lot of lyrics for this song, so I thought a post would be easier.
If you're wondering what sparked this rather odd request, check out Marry Ann's Zombie Month post, which is hilarious, and read the comments.
And now I give you...

"Every Body (Backstreet's Back)"

Every body, uhhn
Rotting body, uhhg
Every body, yuhhh
Rotting bodies rise
Backstreet's back, alright
Hey, uhhn
Oh my God, we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody raised
Gonna bring the flavor, you know how
Gotta question for you better answer now, uhhg

Am I visceral?
Yuhhh
Am I the moldy one?
Uhhhn
Am I intestinal?
Yuhhh
Am I everything you eat?
You best infect somebody now
Every body
Uhhn
Rotting body
Uhhg
Every body
Rotting bodies rise
Backstreet's back, alright
Alright
Now throw some hands up in the air
Wave them around like you just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
(Yuhhhhhhhg!)
Cuz we got it goin' on again
Uhhhhn
Am I visceral?
Yuhhh
Am I the moldy one?
Yuhhh
Am I intestinal?
Yuhhh
Am I everything you eat?
You best infect somebody now

Every body
Uhhn
Rotting body
Yuhh
Every body
Rotting bodies rise
Backstreet's back, alright
Alright
So every body, everywhere
Don't be afraid, don't have no fear
I'm gonna tell the world, make you understand
As long as there'll be brains, we'll be comin' back again

Every body, uhhh
Rotting body, uhhn
Every body
Rotting bodies rise (rotting bodies rise)
Backstreet's back
Every body (every body)
Yuhhh (rotting body)
Rotting bodies (every body)
Yuhhh (every body, rotting body)
Every body (every body, rotting body)
Rotting bodies rise (every body)
Backstreet's back, alright

Takes you back to the good ol' days, don't it?

6 comments:

Taschima Cullen said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I love it!!!! You are quite talented with words girl ;)

Nina said...

OMG, this is fun! Great job!

titania86 said...

This is so awesome! Love it!

vvb32 reads said...

bravo! my hands are up in the air and i'm gonna grunt like i just don't care ;-D

M.A.D. said...

You are totally TALENTED! I'm getting my groove on - gonna break out the braiiiiiinnnnzzzz - er ... um ... I mean CD ... yeah, CD! ;D

Omg - now everybody knows I love the BSB lol

"woo woo woo woo"

*standing ovation* goes to
zombie girrrl !!! :D

Zombie Girrrl said...

*blushes* Aw shucks, y'all! Twern't nothin', really.

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