Saturday, October 9, 2010

M.A.D. Challenge Numero Uno, Big Willie Style

With the knowledge that two rotting brains are better than one, and twice as fun, Mary Ann DeBorde and I concocted the wonderfully wicked M.A.D. Challenge! Each week, we will challenge each other to twist a classic song, theme song, or whatever into a truly frightful or simply bizarre re-creation.
You may remember my take on the Backstreet Boy's "Every Body"? Well, that was just the beginning...
So to truly kick off the festivities, I give you...
Flesh Prince of Bel-Air

Now this is the story all about how
my after-life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became prince of a town called Bel-air

Iiiiinnn West Philadelphia, died and raised
In the graveyard is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all chewin' on fingers outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started shooting zombies in my neighborhood
I took one little bite and they all got scared
And said, "I'm going to my aunty's bunker in Bel-air!"

They whistled for a cab, and when it came near
The license plate said "FLESH", clumps of guts on the mirror
"If anything, I'd say he'll eat these guys rare!"
But I thought, Nah, forget it! "Yo, bones, to Bel-air!"

I pulled up to the bunker 'bout seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo, bones, smell you later!"
Look at my kingdom, I was finally there!
Gonna gnaw on some brains
Zombie Prince of Bel-air.

Takes you back to your youth, no? Be sure to check out the M.A.D. woman's masterful tribute to the Brady Bunch; it's truly delicious...

Happy eating, er, I mean reading!


vvb32 reads said...

LOL - love it. you and MAD make a good combo!

M.A.D. said...

Omg ... my stupid keyboard just ERASED my entire comment thingy!!!!! Argh &%$#@


ANYHOO ... this completely ROCKS, ZG!!! Literally, truly I dang near choked on my cig, and if you've never tried to roflmbaao whilst suffering from a head full of allergies AND smoking a cig ... well then, you haven't died ... I mean LIVED.

Seriously girl friend *snap, snap* you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good at this!!! FLESH license plate indeed hahahahahaha

I gives ye FOUR brain-stems fer this one, I does. Ye beat me, ye Wee Scallop. Way longer & harder than mine! LOL

Hmmm... we (at least you!) should be making some good money from this... or at least getting a spot on Tosh 2.0 hahaha

Zombie Girrrl said...

4 brains-stems!? Now Oi can make me famous brain-stem shtew, Oi can! Me fam'ly will be so pleased! Thank ye, M.A.D. ;)

M.A.D. said...

Where ye be, ye sparklin' wee varlet? I hope's ye be dreamin' up some grisley goodness an' a bit o' undead poetry t'warm t'crumblin' cockles o' me heart, I does.

Are ye penning d'lyrics t' "Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun yet"? hehehe

What'ere ye be up to, I hopes ye enjoys this bee-U-tee-us October day! :D

M.A.D. said...

Howdi there, ZG!

Don't worry about tomorrow's challenge, I ended up being on the go all day today and now I'm too dang tired to think of anything funny. We can shoot for next Saturday, or whenever works best.

Okay, so how 'bout this: we'll surprise each other!!! I won't tell ya what I'm zombie-fying and you don't tell me.

And yeah, I know what you mean about faith pulling you through rough times. And I think it is wonderful how you are helping others! :)

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