Saturday, February 19, 2011

M.A.D. Challenge #4: "Zombie Strong" As Sung By Gwyneth the Ravenous-Skullcracker Paltrow

A little bit country, a little bit rot and mold. I give you...

Zombie Strong
By Gwyneth Paltrow

I know you see me, like some dead eyed rotter
That just rolled out of a dusty Midwest grave
Yeah on the outside, putrid corpse
But on the inside something you can’t crush

‘Cause I’m zombie strong, hard to break
Like the ground, I crawled out of
You may trip me, and I’ll fall
But I won’t stay down long
‘cause I’m zombie stro-o-ong

I have weathered, colder winters
And longer summers, without a drop of blood
Push me in a corner and I’ll come out fightin’
I won't lose 'cause I have a steady pace

‘Cause I’m zombie strong, hard to break
Like the ground, I crawled out of
You may trip me, and I’ll fall
But I won’t stay down long,
‘cause I’m zombie stro-o-ong

‘Cause I’m zombie strong, hard to break
Like the ground, I crawled out of
You may trip me, and I’ll fall
But I won’t stay down long,
‘cause I’m zombie stro-o-ong

Happy Saturday,
Zombie GiRRRl

4 comments:

Cafe Fashionista said...

Haha! This is hilarious - love!! :)

M.A.D. said...

Oh, you moldy scalliwag, you! LOL
Another epic chart buster - at least for us zombeeeeeee luvers hehe

EXCELLENT job, Zombie Girrrl! You just WAIT until my stupid finger heals and I can type more than 3 words per minute hehehe

Until then, I'll continue to *skulk* in me shadow ;D

Zombie Girrrl said...

M.A.D.!!! I was wonderin' where you got to! Hope the ol' finger heals up soon so we can see a resurgeance of awesome online. Seriously, awesome stock has dropped by, like, half without your wit.

M.A.D. said...

I know, I've seriously been *out of touch* since the first of the year :P Unfortunately, the finger hasn't healed (partly my fault - but THIS time around the splint really hurts to wear)(stupid splint lol).

btw, OUR Team-Z AwesomeSauce (I mean STOCK hahaha) is only on the down low until we go IPO - when you know where freezes over?! ;)

Anyhoo - you run creative circles around THIS aged corpse, me girl! We've gotta get you writing lyrics or zombeeeeeeeeee greeting cards for a livin' $$$$$ I'll be your *manager* lol

Hugs galore and I hope all is well on your side of the crypt :D
THINK SPRING!!

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